"Mommy Is Hot" lyrics

I met a girl on the world wide web
A sweet offer through the internet
She has grace, oh man, she's got style
And an unbelievable profile
She received a million Clicks a day
Lives 1 thousand miles away
When I looked into my mailbox
I found out: that I hit the jackpot

Mommy is hot hot hot
Look what I got got got
She's the hottest thing on the world wide web
She makes me hot through the internet
Mommy is hot hot hot
Look what I got got got: mommy
Well She's the hottest thing on the world wide web
She makes me hot right through the internet
Mommy is hot

I'm sitting by my laptop night and day
Just staring a hole in my display
I check my box and I ping my brain
Without her I think I go insane
Yes she wrote me a letter from her heart
Saying nothing could tear us apart
She sends me bikini pictures of her
Mmm. nothing compares. I swear

Mommy is hot hot hot. aha. hmm
Look what I got got got. Mommy
She's the hottest thing on the world wide web
She makes me hot through the internet
Mommy is hot hot hot. Yessir
Look what I got got got. Heyyyy
She's the hottest thing on the world wide web
She makes me hot right through the internet
Mommy is hot

We arranged a meeting at the club
Money stepped in and brought me shark
I could not believe my own eyes
Everything about the girl was a lie
Hear what I say, know what I mean
Don't buy anything you haven't seen
Surprise, surprise, oh my God:
She was made by Photoshop

Mommy is hot hot hot. aha. hmm
Look what I got got got. Mommy
Ah. She's the hottest thing on the world wide web (yes.)
She makes me hot through the internet (ha)
Mommy is hot hot hot. Yessir
Look what I got got got. Heyyyy
She's the hottest thing on the world wide web (aha.)
She makes me hot right through the internet (heh!)
Mommy is hot