"Salesman" lyrics

"Salesman"

I could sell peppers to peter
I could sell snow to a skier
I could sell paint to a blind man
I could sell water to boats
I could sell I cross to the pope
I could sell snake oil to snakesss

But she's just not sold on me
I'm just a cheap suit with a case that's brief
I love her but she's just not sold on me
She's just not sold on me

She said I don't know I'm not convinced
I think you and me doesn't make much
I said we don't have to keep this professional
I've worked all of it out to the decimal
33 percent chance you like me
17 percent chance that we date
50/50 if you'll kiss me
I crunched the numbers but it's not looking great
I tried

But she's just not sold on me
I'm just a cheap suit with a case that's brief
I love her but she's just not sold on me
She's just not sold on me
But she's just not sold on me
I'm just a cheap suit with a case that's brief
I love her but she's just not sold on me
She's just not sold on me

I'm knockin' I'm knockin' I'm knockin'
But she just keep slammin' the door on me
I'm knockin' I'm knockin' I'm knockin'
But she just keep slammin' the door on me

She's not sold on me
She's not sold
She's not sold on me


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