"Greatest Hits (Skit)" lyrics

Better than college girls gone wild (woo-hoo!)
It's more off the chain than Late Night with Miss Cleo
Call me now for your free readin'
Who's the father of the baby?
Disturbing Tha Peace Entertainment presents: The Ludacris Greatest Hits CD, done by random white people
Yeah yeah yeah c'mon what is it?
Give it to me now, give it to me now, give it to me now, give it to me now
And I want to, you make it so good I don't want to leave
But I have to know what... what is your fantasy?
It's random white people uncut and uncensored and offbeat as fuck
And the balling-ass brothers with the candy cars
If you a pimp and you know you don't do the hoes
When you get on the floor
Drop them hoes?
If you a pimp and you don't know... shit
You've never seen white people like this
You've never heard white people like this
You doin' hoe activities with hoe tendencies
Hoes are your friends, hoes are your enemies
Speakin of hoes: why do you think you take a hoe to a hotel
Hotel everybody?
It's random white people doing Ludacris' greatest hits
Send all cheques and money orders
To P.O. Box 9999 Atlanta, GA 30303
It's Random White People on Deez Nuts Records, a division of Disturbing Tha Peace Entertainment