"Interactive (skit)" lyrics

[Man 1:] Aye man, don't I know you from somewhere before?

[Man 2:] Yeah, uh

[Man 1:] You went to Washington, didn't' you?

[Man 2:] Uh, yeah I did go to Washington

[Man 1:] Your name's Will Beamen?

[Man 2:] Yup, that's my name

[Man 1:] Yeah, Will Beamen, yeah man, what's goin' on folk?

[Man 2:] Yeah, what's up man, you James right?

[James]: Yeah, James man, James...You remember me right? You used to beat me up and throw me down the stairs and shit

[Will Beamen]: Well you know that was funny

[James:] You was on the wrestlin' and football team and y'all ran train on my sister

[Will Beamen:] Well you know, uh, she had some good stuff yo

[James:] Aye man, aye aye man, watch yourself

[Will Beamen:] But it's all good

[James:] So what you been doin' folk?

[Will Beamen:] Just chillin', you know I got an Internet business now

[James:] Oh for real? What you doin', what you doin', oh you doin' them womenfolk, what it be, freaky hoes online?

[Will Beamen:] Yeah you know how it is, www. Uh...

[James:] Aw shorty, shit, shorty I had a computer shop, I'd hit that shit up

[Will Beamen:] Yeah

[James:] Damn folk, so what else you been doin', you be flossin' that big Cartier watch man?

[Will Beamen:] You know how I spend big money

[James:] Shit man, I feel you, you probably got that new SC too, don't you man?

[Will Beamen:] SC, well you know, it's parked in the back

[James:] I see that thing, it's sittin' on them 20s, ain't it?

[Will Beamen:] You seen it? Yeah...

[James:] Damn shorty, that shit nice man, I like that

[Will Beamen:] You like that?

[James:] I like it folk

[Will Beamen:] Yeah... So what you doin' with yourself these days?

[James:] Shit man, I got myself a little Internet business myself

[Will Beamen:] Oh yeah? What's that?

[James:] Robbin', motherfucker

[Will Beamen:] Ooh shit he's got a gun!