"It's A Shore Thing" lyrics

There's a fifty-fifty chance
That the room ain't ready
Odds are, the cooler's too heavy
To tote down to the beach all by myself

I'd be willing to bet
By the end of the week
I'll pass out in room 319
And to round up all my clothes
I might need a little help

But it's a shore thing
The sun will be shining
On my cold drink
And I'll be lying
On a Miller Lite towel
Havin' happy hour
All day long in the sand

We may never sleep
We may never leave
Raise too much hell
Never make bail
But in the morning it'll be alright
'Cause it's a shore thing
We're getting tore down tonight

I think it's safe to say
I'll make a few new friends
Take a shot on the bar
Throw a beer on the band
Get tossed out on my head into a parking lot road

And I wouldn't be surprised
If my ex shows up
Huggin' all over some dude in his truck
I guess down here
That's the way things go
But I'll be fine
'Cause all I know

It's a shore thing
The sun will be shining
On my cold drink
And I'll be lying
On a Miller Lite towel
Havin' happy hour
All day long in the sand

We may never sleep
We may never leave
Raise too much hell
Never make bail
But in the morning it'll be alright
'Cause it's a shore thing
We're getting tore down tonight