"My Last Hate Comment Song" lyrics

I was sixteen when I posted my first video
Had dreams of writing hits and going viral
But the higher you get, the lower they go
I wish someone had told me that's how it goes
'Cause oh no, here comes the trolls

But thirteen years, a billion views and a million comments later
Not a single thing has changed
They're saying the same things

I bet you think I'm bad, fat, a skinny little rat
That I'm trash, oh yeah?
Well I've heard all of that before
If you don't have something nice to say
Then at least be creative
There's a hundred thousand words in the English language
But you're still just saying "I hate you", hate you, hate you, hate you

She's got those itty bitty titties
Her singing is pretty icky
I don't know anybody who's watching your shitty videos
Those are just honourable mentions
Whoever told you you could sing, I'm sorry honey they lied
I only subscribed, so they could unsubscribe, yeah, bye

But thirteen years, a billion views and a million comments later
By now, I can read your mind
'Cause I've heard every line

I bet you think I suck, I'm too much
A dirty little s...
That I'm just yuck
I think I've heard enough
If you don't have something nice to say
Then you could leave a comment
But you know that I'll just write another song and
Thank you, hm, hm

I bet it makes you mad
That I'm not even sad
That in fact, all your trash
Is currently making me cash

I have to hope that this hate comment song would be my last
But if you ever find you change your mind
And you think of switching sides
That's alright
You can join the MadFam