"Help Myself" lyrics

I diagnose myself with the internet
Minor aches and pains, death is imminent
I think this twitch in my eye might be permanent
You got a cure for it? I need a cure for it
I buy self-help books and call it therapy
Found a quote that calm your anxiety
If you can find the time, read it back to me
Might be what I need, might be the one I need

You should try a hypnotist
See a guru
Gotta do this new cleanse
That shit's voodoo

Maybe we're all just out of minds
One step away from fine and dandy
Pills and candy
Gotta cut straight to the happy ending
Maybe we're all just out of our heads
Despite what the experts said
I'm only here to help
I just can't help myself

My kryptonite is comparison
But I take it every day like it's medicine
I wash it all down with the state I'm in
To keep it genuine, what's that again

Journaling every day
And meditating
I've been waiting
Why am I not levitating

Maybe we're all just out of minds
One step away from fine and dandy
Pills and candy
Gotta cut straight to the happy ending
Maybe we're all just out of our heads
Despite what the experts said
I'm only here to help
I just can't help myself, ooh
I can't help myself

No secret, not a breakthrough
Sometime's life's hard
That's all good too

Maybe we're all just out of minds
One step away from fine and dandy
Pills and candy
Gotta cut straight to the happy ending
Maybe we're all just out of our heads
Despite what the experts said
I'm only here to help
I just can't help myself
I can't help myself...