The Magnetic Fields - '92: Weird Diseases Lyrics

The Magnetic Fields Lyrics

"'92: Weird Diseases"

When I was yea high 'til I was three
I suffered from petit mal epilepsy
Any excitement gave me a fit
But there were drugs to cure me of it

Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Whenever Krishna sneezes
I get weird diseases

So at the least sign of emotion
I got a tranquilizing potion
Thus from the time I was a young boy
I could feel neither anger nor joy

Just weird diseases
Random weird diseases
Once from eating recalled cheeses
I got weird diseases

Nearly fatal renal cysts
Maybe Asperger's if that exists
Pityriasis rosea
Two separate times giardia

Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Wafting on the toxic breezes
I get weird diseases

Debilitating spider bites
Hiccups for three days and nights
A thousand earaches, one deformed eardrum
Hyperacusis, what's that from?

It's from weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Whenever baby Jesus pleases
He gives me weird diseases

Chronic fatigue
COPD
Petit mal epilepsy
Two big holes inside my brain
Migraine aura sans migraine

Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases

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Writer(s): Stephin Merritt

album: "50 Song Memoir" (2017)

The Magnetic Fields - 50 Song Memoir album cover

'66: Wonder Where I'm From

'67: Come Back As A Cockroach

'68: A Cat Called Dionysus

'69: Judy Garland

'70: They're Killing Children Over There

'71 I Think I'll Make Another World

'72: Eye Contact

'73: It Could Have Been Paradise

'74: No

'75: My Mama Ain't

'76: Hustle 76

'77: Life Ain't All Bad

'78: The Blizzard Of '78

'79: Rock'n'roll Will Ruin Your Life

'80: London By Jetpack

'81: How To Play The Synthesizer

'82: Happy Beeping

'83: Foxx And I

'84: Danceteria!

'85: Why I Am Not A Teenager

'86: How I Failed Ethics

'87: At The Pyramid

'88: Ethan Frome

'89: The 1989 Musical Marching Zoo

'90: Dreaming In Tetris

'91: The Day I Finally...

'92: Weird Diseases

'93: Me And Fred And Dave And Ted

'94: Haven't Got A Penny

'95: A Serious Mistake

'96: I'm Sad!

'97: Eurodisco Trio

'98: Lovers' Lies

'99: Fathers In The Clouds

'00: Ghosts Of The Marathon Dancers

'01: Have You Seen It In The Snow?

'02: Be True To Your Bar

'03: The Ex And I

'04: Cold-Blooded Man

'05: Never Again

'06: "Quotes"

'07: In The Snow White Cottages

'08: Surfin'

'09: Till You Come Back To Me

'10: 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea

'11: Stupid Tears

'12: You Can Never Go Back To New York

'13: Big Enough For Both Of Us

'14: I Wish I Had Pictures

'15: Somebody's Fetish

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"'92: Weird Diseases" lyrics

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