"The Dada Polka" lyrics

People of Earth, when you dance
Dance the Dada Polka
Life is only a dream
When in the mood for romance
Dance the Dada Polka
Be as cute as you seem

Gyrate like a gyroscope
Collide like a kaleidoscope
Freeze!
Do something, anything
Do something, please

People of Earth, don't just stand
There, the Dada Polka
Is as fun as it sounds
Move hips and hands when the band
Plays the Dada Polka
You may lose a few pounds

Gyrate like a gyroscope
Collide like a kaleidoscope
Change!
Do something, anything
Do something strange

People of Mars, you too must
Do the Dada Polka
It's the meaning of life
Fill any partner with lust?
Do the Dada Polka
Soon there'll be a new wife

Gyrate like a gyroscope
Collide like a kaleidoscope
Do
Do something, anything
Do something blue

Do something, anything
Do something a little out of character
It won't kill you
Do something, anything
Do something true