"Waiting For The Girl" lyrics

The pope is on the TV
The queen is in the news
My dinner's in the oven
Michelle, she got the blues
The grape is good for picking
The train, it runs on time
My mouth is full of nothing
I pour a glass of wine
Police are on the stakeout
The cat is on the prowl
The prize is in the basket
The picture's on the wall
The seed is in the paper
The mouse don't make a sound
The neighbours they are fucking
The sun is going down

But we're all
We're all
Waiting for the girl to call

The clothes are in the washer
The kids are leaving school
My dad has bought a donkey
The other night was cool
The club is never open
The lights are never green
Inside I think I'm laughing
I'd like to hear you scream
There's nothing on the TV
Put on the radio
The song, well, I've heard better
I hate the video
My mates are coming over
There's nothing left to eat
My cat has eaten so much
She cannot see her feet

But we're all
We're all
Waiting for the girl to call

There's a party, wanna crash this Friday
Hey, waiting for ya
I killed the bottle
Now my head feels funny
Hey, waiting for ya
The guys are leaving
Said they feel like going out
If I get lucky, lady
You'll talk dirty

Waiting for the girl to call
Waiting for the girl to call