"Rich Man And The Poor Man" lyrics

Once there was a rich man, his name it was diviizium
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He held high dinners for the swanks of Jerusalem
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And there was a poor man the work he wasn't ableium
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He begged for the crumbs from the rich man's a tableium
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The poor man died and he went up to heavenium
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Had dinner with the angels at half past elevenium
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The rich man died and he didn't do so wellium
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Auld nick came and dragged him down to hellium
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Hi rogerum, hi rogerum
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The first thing he asked for was whiskey and a sodium
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The divil said, "no, just shovel on the coalium!"
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The next thing he asked for was jelly in a bowlium
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The divil said "no, this is no fuckin' hotelium"
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Hi rogerum, hi rogerum
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Well, now me song is ending, the truth I have to tellium
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And if you don't believe me you can all go to hellium
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The moral of the story is the rich are fucking cuntiums
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But we're on our way to heaven cause we're all stony brokium
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Hi rogerum, hi rogerum
Skida marink a doodle um
Skida marink a doodle um
Glory hallelujah hi rogerum