"Germ" lyrics

To whom it may concern
I am human, not a germ
To be quite honest
I know that stands for nothing
A number, not a name
Although you say we are the same
To be quite honest
I'd really like to chuffing
I'd punch you in the head
Until my knuckles bled
Not there for me when I
I came knockin'
Now you're putting out the call
I can't believe you have the gall
I couldn't care less
About your problems

I'd poke wasps up my ass
Bang my dick in broken glass
I'd staple my eyes
Before I give you my time

I'd rather be a germ
Than a total waste of sperm
To be quite honest
I know you are all clutching
At straws out of your reach
'Cause my life's a hairy peach
I got aces
And you've got nothing
You won't see that I don't care
I only care you breathe the air
The air that causes
My despairing
If I shut my eyes and ears
Send all my love to Britney Spears
Support the people
Worthy of my caring

(Before you get my help)

I'd poke wasps up my ass
Bang my dick in broken glass
I'd staple my eyes
Before I give you my time
Set my head on fire
Put it out with barbed wire
Spray bleach in my eyes
Before I give you my time

I'd poke wasps up my ass
Bang my dick in broken glass
I'd staple my eyes
Before I give you my time
Set my head on fire
Put it out with barbed wire
Spray bleach in my eyes
Before I give you my time

(Wasps up my ass
Bang my dick in broken glass)
My time
(Wasps up my ass
Bang my dick in broken glass)
My time
(Wasps up my ass
Bang my dick in broken glass)
My time
(Wasps up my ass
Bang my dick in broken glass)
Give you my time