"Loser, Baby (60's Version)" lyrics

So things look bad, and your back's against the wall
Your whole existence seems frigging hopeless
You're feeling filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall
Can't face the world sober and dopeless

You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked
Well, let me just say you're correct

You're a loser, baby
A loser, goddamn, baby
You're a screwed-up little whiny witch
You're a loser, just like me
You're a screws-loose-boozer
An only one-star reviews-er
You're a power bottom at rock bottom
But you got company

There was a time I thought that no one could relate
To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged
But letting walls down, it can sometimes set you straight
We're all living in the same dirt sandwich

Ya sold your soul to a psychopathic freak
And you think that makes you unique?

We're both losers, baby
We're losers, it's okay to be
A messed-up fast-talking chick
'Cause baby, that's fine by me
You're a loser, honey
A schmoozer and a dummy
But at least you know you're not alone
You're a loser just like me

You're a loser, baby
A loser, but just maybe
If we eat dirt together
Things will end up differently
It's time to lose your self-loathing
And excuse yourself
Let hope in, baby
Play your card, be who you are
You're a loser, just like me