"Number One Fan" lyrics

"Number One Fan"

My number one fan wouldn't ever hold me back
He'll only hold me up till then don't think I suck
If you don't love yourself, you will sadly love no one
You won't have no fun, so, cut yourself some slack
My number one fan is always into me:
"Where's the new CD?" No need for misery
He keeps me going when I know none of these
When I shouldn't [?], when a ghost gets the best on me

I'm a lucky man, not gonna have a couple fans
But the most important one is a chum that's close at hand
He always has my back and knows my good intentions
Did I fail to mention all the questions that he sends in?
All the fair-weather friends, what's up, fuck your face
Fans predict the signing is where only money reigns
He thinks I'm the best, will accept so much behavior
[?]
He's bold and believes that I'm here to entertain and if I'm lucky assist
All the nerds that are in need of a kid called 'Chris'
Understands I'm only human I can make a mistake
Holds himself responsible for being the exact same way
Doesn't judge, no grudge, just a bustin' a move
[?] repeat every bleep every word that I use
Appreciates alliteration, repetition, and consonants
He's the awesome-est 'cause he's not obsessed with obstinance

My number one fan wouldn't ever hold me back
He'll only hold me up till then don't think I suck
If you don't love yourself, you will sadly love no one
You won't have no fun, so, cut yourself some slack
My number one fan is always into me:
"Where's the new CD?" No need for misery
He keeps me going when I know none of these
When I shouldn't [?], when a ghost gets the best on me

'Cause my latest endeavors, he thinks all of it's clever
Never sever cause the weather thinks he'll only get better
I count on him not to bounce with the mounting attacks
He's got my back, Always grinnin', always spinnin' my tracks
He's got more t-shirts than I ever did
Memorized every word, he's a clever kid
Doesn't mind a dirty birdie when I cuss up a storm
Like a [?] lyricist, when I'm feelin' forelorn
He relates to my stories, he feels every reveal
Doesn't consider me a cartoon, realizes I'm real
I have highs, have lows: I feel every emotion
Just like anybody that is suddenly antisocial
It's not easy havin' fans when the man thinks you suck
When there's a Judge higher than him, the Law's on my side
I come home and see a comment, but I don't know who said it
Trust me: I'm going through some hard times, and I'll never forget it

My number one fan wouldn't ever hold me back
He'll only hold me up till then don't think I suck
If you don't love yourself, you will sadly love no one
You won't have no fun, so, cut yourself some slack
My number one fan is always into me:
"Where's the new CD?" No need for misery
He keeps me going when I know none of these
When I shouldn't [?], when a ghost gets the best on me
My number one fan wouldn't ever hold me back
He'll only hold me up till then don't think I suck
If you don't love yourself, you will sadly love no one
You won't have no fun, so, cut yourself some slack
My number one fan is always into me:
"Where's the new CD?" No need for misery
He keeps me going when I know none of these
When I shouldn't [?], when a ghost gets the best on me


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