"Victorian Drip" lyrics
How many times can I name my favorite author in a song?
Answer: not enough. Let's look at the evidence!
(Edgar Allan Poe, y'all!)
Curled it to perfection, symmetrical and slow
The mustache of the century, Edgar Allan Poe
Wax it, twist it, style it, let the facial hair grow
Victorian drip, let the dark vibes show
Curled it to perfection, symmetrical and slow
The mustache of the century, Edgar Allan Poe
Wax it, twist it, style it, let the facial hair grow
Victorian drip, let the dark vibes show
Trains went choo choo, telegrams would go
But the world stayed spooky with Edgar Allan Poe
Science made advances, factories made smoke
But the shadows stayed eternal, wrapped inside his cloak
Raise your hand, say what you know
Favorite professor? Edgar Allan Poe!
Lesson one? Turn fear into flow
Homework... what rhymes with "raven"? Go!
Curled it to perfection, symmetrical and slow
The mustache of the century, Edgar Allan Poe
Wax it, twist it, style it, let the facial hair grow
Victorian drip, let the dark vibes show
Curled it to perfection, symmetrical and slow
The mustache of the century, Edgar Allan Poe
Wax it, twist it, style it, let the facial hair grow
Victorian drip, let the dark vibes show
I laugh at the dark 'cause he told me so
My gateway goth? Edgar Allan Poe!
Jokes in the graveyard, facts in the flow
Teach me the gloom and I'll meme it, yo!
Don't trust the shine, there's rot down below
Dark American dream, Edgar Allan Poe!
Shadows of madness, stories that show
He saw the nightmare before it could grow
Curled it to perfection, symmetrical and slow
The mustache of the century, Edgar Allan Poe
Wax it, twist it, style it, let the facial hair grow
Victorian drip, let the dark vibes show
Curled it to perfection, symmetrical and slow
The mustache of the century, Edgar Allan Poe
Wax it, twist it, style it, let the facial hair grow
Victorian drip, let the dark vibes show
I laugh at the dark 'cause he told me so
(Edgar Allan Poe, y'all!)
I laugh at the dark 'cause he told me so
(Edgar Allan Poe, y'all!)
Edgar Allan Poe? (Edgar Allan Poe!)
Edgar Allan Poe? (Edgar Allan Poe!)
Son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son!
Edgar Allan Poe? (Edgar Allan Poe!)
Edgar Allan Poe? (Edgar Allan Poe!)
Son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son!
Ooh!
Answer: not enough. Let's look at the evidence!
(Edgar Allan Poe, y'all!)
Curled it to perfection, symmetrical and slow
The mustache of the century, Edgar Allan Poe
Wax it, twist it, style it, let the facial hair grow
Victorian drip, let the dark vibes show
Curled it to perfection, symmetrical and slow
The mustache of the century, Edgar Allan Poe
Wax it, twist it, style it, let the facial hair grow
Victorian drip, let the dark vibes show
Trains went choo choo, telegrams would go
But the world stayed spooky with Edgar Allan Poe
Science made advances, factories made smoke
But the shadows stayed eternal, wrapped inside his cloak
Raise your hand, say what you know
Favorite professor? Edgar Allan Poe!
Lesson one? Turn fear into flow
Homework... what rhymes with "raven"? Go!
Curled it to perfection, symmetrical and slow
The mustache of the century, Edgar Allan Poe
Wax it, twist it, style it, let the facial hair grow
Victorian drip, let the dark vibes show
Curled it to perfection, symmetrical and slow
The mustache of the century, Edgar Allan Poe
Wax it, twist it, style it, let the facial hair grow
Victorian drip, let the dark vibes show
I laugh at the dark 'cause he told me so
My gateway goth? Edgar Allan Poe!
Jokes in the graveyard, facts in the flow
Teach me the gloom and I'll meme it, yo!
Don't trust the shine, there's rot down below
Dark American dream, Edgar Allan Poe!
Shadows of madness, stories that show
He saw the nightmare before it could grow
Curled it to perfection, symmetrical and slow
The mustache of the century, Edgar Allan Poe
Wax it, twist it, style it, let the facial hair grow
Victorian drip, let the dark vibes show
Curled it to perfection, symmetrical and slow
The mustache of the century, Edgar Allan Poe
Wax it, twist it, style it, let the facial hair grow
Victorian drip, let the dark vibes show
I laugh at the dark 'cause he told me so
(Edgar Allan Poe, y'all!)
I laugh at the dark 'cause he told me so
(Edgar Allan Poe, y'all!)
Edgar Allan Poe? (Edgar Allan Poe!)
Edgar Allan Poe? (Edgar Allan Poe!)
Son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son!
Edgar Allan Poe? (Edgar Allan Poe!)
Edgar Allan Poe? (Edgar Allan Poe!)
Son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son!
Ooh!
