"as a dad" lyrics

You're eight foot seven bitch
Heat my lunch
Baby's got your number
And mummy hates your guts

In the piranha was another piranha
And in the piranha was another piranha
In the piranha was another piranha
And in the piranha was another piranha

You want to best friends
Best friend this
Best friend is a name that should not leave your lips
As a dad you are fine
As a dad you will pass
But a real best friend does not read me to sleep
Are you mad?

In the piranha was another piranha
And in the piranha was another piranha
In the piranha was another piranha
And in the piranha was another piranha

I pledge myself in good faith to all the sailors on this ship
But I can't be held responsible for swans
The long crawl to irrelevance
Feels a little better every time you smile

The long crawl to irrelevance
Feels a little better every time you smile
The long crawl to irrelevance
Feels a little better every time you smile