"She Will Only Bring You Happiness" lyrics

Note to self, be erect by half-past ten
Be strong, be proud, be able, be charmed
Be extended, be in motion, be at loggerheads with Chris
Like Chris was crisp, like Chris was crisp
(Like Chris was crisp, like Chris was crisp, was crisp)
Show yourself, show, show, now!

All the sea was coal, coal, coal!
All the sea was coal, coal, coal!
All the sea was coal, coal!
She started wondering, where is the profit here?

Note to invading aliens, avoid this town
Like this town avoided us
Like murder stalked the valley where this woman used to live
And bathe and breathe and be murdered
Bathe and breathe and be murdered
(Like Chris was crisp, like Chris was crisp, was crisp)
Show yourself, show, show, now!

All the sea was coal! coal! coal!
All the sea was coal! coal! coal!
All the sea was coal!
She started wondering, where is the profit here?

Our old singer is a sex criminal
Our old singer is a sex criminal
Our old singer is a sex criminal
Our old singer is a sex criminal
Our old singer is a sex criminal
Our old singer is a sex criminal
Our old singer is a sex criminal
Our old singer is a sex criminal

All the sea was coal! coal! coal!
All the sea was coal! coal! coal!
All the sea was coal!
She started wondering, where is the profit here?