"Chef's Kiss" lyrics

Ooh, down on my knees, I'm prayin'
You're gonna get what's comin' to you
It's quite a list I'm makin'
I'm castin' spells to make it come true

Dear universe
I don't ask for much
All I need is just a (Just a)

Little bit of choke on your food
A little bit of hair you'll lose
An itty-bitty rock in your shoe
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout
A little bit of she cheats on you
A little bit of iceberg on your cruise
A little bit of salt in your wounds
That's what I call a chef's kiss

Ooh-la-la (muah, muah)
Ooh-la-la
Chef's kiss
That's all, that's it (muah)
Chef's kiss

Ooh, let's say if all that happens
It couldn't undo all that you did
Still wouldn't make us even
But it would help just a little bit

Dear karma, are you in or what?
'Cause all I need is just a (Just a)

Little bit of choke on your food
A little bit of hair you'll lose
An itty-bitty rock in your shoe
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout
A little bit of she cheats on you
A little bit of iceberg on your cruise
A little bit of salt in your wounds
That's what I call a chef's kiss

Ooh-la-la (muah, muah)
Ooh-la-la
Chef's kiss
That's all, that's it (muah)
That's all, that's it, baby
Chef's kiss
Ooh-la-la (muah, muah)
Ooh-la-la
Chef's kiss
That's all, that's it (muah, muah)

Just a little bit of poison in your booze
A little bit of brick wall as your view
A little bit of misspelled tattoo
A little bit of hit song all about you
A little bit of demons in your sleep
A little bit of new car gets keyed
A little bit of give up on your dreams
That's what I call a chef's kiss

Ooh-la-la (muah, muah)
Ooh-la-la
Chef's kiss
That's all, that's it (muah)
That's what I call a chef's kiss
Ooh-la-la (muah, muah)
Ooh-la-la
Chef's kiss
That's all, that's it (muah)
Chef's kiss