"Threesome" lyrics

Some people try
To keep something alive
After it's gone
After it dies
They try all kinds of things
Like takin' off rings
Swappin' up keys
Seeing who swings

I'm happy to say
That you and I've got no problem
Baby, I just wanted you to know

I don't want to have a threesome
I don't want to sleep with nobody else
I don't want to be a swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself

Now, sometimes at night
After the kids are in bed
I'm changing the channels
And you're surfin' the web
I stumble onto that show
With all of those ladies
Doin' all of those things
And acting all crazy

I don't know how they manage
To do all that damage
We barely find enough time to kiss

I don't want to have a threesome
I don't want to sleep with nobody else
I don't want to be a swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself

I've got enough spice
In this family life
I don't need an affair with a friend
Oh, oh
I don't wanna have a threesome
Ever again

So I'll get away
If you can slip away, too
I'll meet you at three
Alright, I'll meet you at two
We know just where to go
We know just what to do
It's perfect that way
Just me and you

I don't want to have a threesome
I don't want to sleep with nobody else
I don't want to be no swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself

I've got enough spice
In this family life
I don't need an affair with a friend
Oh, oh
I don't wanna have a threesome
Oh
I don't wanna have a threesome
Oh
I don't wanna have a threesome
Ever again

Yeah, wohoo