"The Dance Routine" lyrics

It's the year of the beast... again
Haha (haha)
Dance crew, dance crew, dance crew, dance crew, dance crew
We're a dance crew, what you gonna do?

My name is Andrew Francis Wakely
You haven't heard 'bout my childhood lately
I had a room with a lovely view
I traded my skateboard for some ballet shoes... what?!

Have you ever had a fight with a dancer?
Let me finish your sentence 'fore you answer
Just because I can move doesn't mean I couldn't kick all your teeth out with the back of my shoe... uh

I remember way back in the day
Hanging with my boys smoking weed in the playground
Only difference is that never ever happened
It's easier to sell you lies when you rap 'em...

Got a picture in my room,
Of a man that I wish I knew,
All of this loneliness fills me with hunger and
When I'm dancing it makes me stronger

When there's no one home
(There's no-one home)
But my friends and me, and me
We lose ourselves in a symphony
If mum and dad, could only see...

So what's happening, come on team
Hit the motherfuckers with the dance routine

My name is Stefan, James, Donald, John Abingdon
Ever since I was a little kid, number one
I learnt to dance when I was in the womb
My first audience was sat in the recovery room

I was born with little tap shoes on
I'm not sure how they genetically put them on
Gay... OK. If I'm gay come 'ere
I'll do a tap-step on your mouth and your ear

I ordered a beat, with an ounce more bounce
Got more digits than Bill Gates' bank accounts
You should see the women this gets me, believer
I had to get more bouncers than Justin Bieber

When there's no one home
(No-one's home)
But my friends and me (and me)
We lose ourselves in a symphony, in a symphony
If mum and dad daddy, could only see...

Dance professor, got a PHD
Doing record-breaking, booty-shaking dance routines

My name is Ashley Neil Horne
I'm more wanted than the top-shelf porn
Some people think that I'm gay so to prove
That I'm not I'm 'a show you all my dance moves

My dance moves will make you think
Got a few rules I'm 'a tell you... I don't drink

Beer 'cause I don't like the taste
I don't eat steak 'cause it goes to my waist
Wait around for a while... I'm back
This record's been a hit since I've been on the track

When there's no one home
(Still no-one home)
But my friends and me
(Me and my friends)
We lose ourselves in a symphony, in a what?
If mum and dad, could only see

Follow your heart... follow your dreams
Let's show the whole world the dance routine

When there's no-one home (Billy Elliot)
Or I'm watching "Glee" (Diversity)
The music takes a hold of me (Michael Flatley)
If mum and dad, could only see

Billy Elliot
Diversity
Michael Flatley
Stavros Flatley

So what's happening, come on team
Hit the motherfuckers with the dance routine