"Green Bay, Wisconsin" lyrics

Woo!

She would not let Green Bay Wisconsin destroy her
Gave her two-week notice to her longtime employer
At Schreiber Foods Incorporated, where she nearly suffocated
She drew a Walt Jabsco with a Sharpie fine point marker
On the back of her army green Fred Perry parka
Drove her Vespa motor scooter overnight right to the valley
To the Lake Geneva motor scooter rally
Checked into the Chateau Royal Inn
She had to let the living part of life begin

Moving on forward, she rallied and she ran
Romp the Moonstomp, she did the running man
Skankin' and a rankin' full stop and full force
One step with the old "come on"
With no apologies, regrets, shame or remorse

She met the guy that plays the bass for the Pietasters
She had little to no interest, but he chased her
Scalawags Scally cap and Sherman suit
Inequity and ill repute
She drank a pint of Guinness Stout and got away
Got out her matte black dear ol' "Beats by Dre"
Trojan, Blue Beat, and 2 Tone
The Skatalites, Guns of Navarone
Back to the Chateau Royal Inn
She had to let the living part of life begin
Again

Moving on forward, she rallied and she ran
Romp the Moonstomp, she did the running man
Skankin' and a rankin' full stop and full force
One step with the old "come on"
Moving on forward, she rallied and she ran
Romp the Moonstomp, she did the running man
Skankin' and a rankin' full stop and full force
One step with the old "come on"
With no apologies, regrets, shame or remorse

She would not let Green Bay Wisconsin destroy her
She had to let the living part of life begin
She would not let Green Bay Wisconsin destroy her
With no apologies, regrets, and no remorse
Ha ha ha!