"I Forgot Your Name (And I'm Very Sorry About It)" lyrics

This song goes out to a specific friend of mine
My amigo
My... pal
...Crap

Lets cut right to the chase
I don't wanna over explain
Though this may seem selfish and rude
I can't recall your name

I know that's hard to hear
And I'm sorry if it hurts
It's not you, it's me
My brain just doesn't work

We've gotten oh so close
I count you as a true friend
But you only introduced yourself
Just once when we first met
Your taste in almost everything
Is just the same as me
But your name has fled my memory

Don't know why I'm so nervous
I'm sure you'd understand
That this forgotten memory wasn't intentionally planned
I should just spit it out
But I'm scared I'll hurt you
In the best case scenario
You forgot my name too

I know your favorite color
Favorite animals and things
I recognize your username
Which is just why it stings

This jacked up goldfish memory
I have brings me great shame
Its just that I'm especially bad with names
I didn't think we'd talk much
When you first came
Please don't think our friendship's some sick game

I'm sorry
Forgive me
But I
I forgot your name

Does it start start with A?
No
Darn, I could've swore it did
You sure?
No no, it's your name...