"I Hate Jimmy Page" lyrics

I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fucking around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul smelling DJ
Suckers can reach out and touch me and eat me
(I lick clit, I like it)
Looking for love in all the wrong places
Black a la mode with the mummified faces
Am I animal, vegetable, mineral, or ooh?
I'm a bad ass, tell me I'm a bad ass
I don't need you and I don't need a break
Now, if I wasn't here, I'd be out getting laid
Please, please, please don't play the whole damn song
A 2-minute song is just 1 minute and 59 seconds too goddamn long

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I hate Jimmy Page!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Kick those faggots off the stage!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bite the future and fuck the past!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My old shit will never last!

I hold the microphone with my butt now
Who like that song 'Five-Year-Old Panty Shot'?
Yeah, yeah, that could be a real big record
'Cause it's got the bump with the molestation
I'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird
And all those voices in my head, have every right to be there
I ain't a girl just 'cause I rock the gold
I ain't a boy just 'cause I rock your world
Bad boy, don't you fuck my dolly
I'll pinch my ass with a motherfucking smile on my face
And I get real stupid and you, and you, and you can't stop me

I'll show you how official midgets jack me off

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I hate Jimmy Page!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Kick those faggots off the stage!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bite the future and fuck the past!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My old shit will never last!

One day
I'm a-do the fucking ooh, I'm a-screw the fucking ooh
No cheese below is gonna show you who you is and there's no need to ask it
He put this out his back and he won't break the shit
You said that he's nothing, I said that he's nothing
I make the laws, I be the lawmaker
When you looks me upside down, don't forget to fuck yourself
You're so wrong with your jive
You don't know me, why the hell you come to gimme this?
You're so wrong with your jive
Now there are some things in life I don't like and this is what you just did
So I took a big hit, who the fuck gives a shit?
Yo, not I, I am destined to die now
ADD to me means you don't have to watch me whine now
Why do you guys got the ball day rock?
Ah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I hate Jimmy Page!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Kick those faggots off the stage!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fuck the future and bite the past!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My old shit will never last!

I'll show you how official midgets knock me out
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me
Ah, ah, ah, ah