"Japanese Woman Living In My Closet" lyrics

There's a Japanese woman that lives in my closet
Eats up all my food when she thinks I'm at the office
I came home one day to find she'd gone away
Why do you wanna hurt me?

On my way to work, I'm lost in my head
Every turn I take I hope that she's there
She lived in my closet for a year and now she's gone
How could I ever go on?

Have you gone and lost your mind?
Why'd you let her stay so long?
Now you're all alone
So alone, alone

Now my brother's old and back from Japan
He came home a shattered excuse for a man
I don't know what happened but your sun is broken

Have you gone and lost your mind?
Why'd you let her stay so long?
Now you're all alone
So alone, alone

Oh, man, my brother went to Japan
He got caught up in the culture
And he says he's never coming home
Never wants to talk to me, he never takes my call

Tell me, brother, why so cold?

Have you gone and lost your mind?
Why'd you let her stay so long?
Now you're all alone
So alone, alone