"Second Chance Song" lyrics

I'm dead, he didn't even pull his gun out
Weren't they supposed to patch this garbage!?

Why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
When I shoot some dude he should not drop down and breakdance!
Why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
You'll get fuckin' teabagged if I see you in that stance

Rargh! Vonderhaaaar!

Blopshot (Blopshot!) Automatic dropshot
What kinda shooter rewards you 'cause you got shot
Blopshot (Blopshot!) Automatic dropshot
What kinda shooter rewards you 'cause you got shot

Been dealin' with this bullshit since Call Of Duty 4
It drove us nuts in MW2 and World At War
So if you see a team-mate scrape his ass across the floor
Just drop your balls into his face, belittle him some more

Why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
When I shoot some dude he should not drop down and breakdance!
Why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
You'll get fuckin' teabagged if I see you in that stance

Blopshot (Blopshot!) Automatic dropshot
What kinda shooter rewards you 'cause you got shot
Blopshot (Blopshot!) Automatic dropshot
What kinda shooter rewards you 'cause you got shot

Now we all got so crazy when Black Ops hit the shelves
We went and got our hopes up, got way ahead of ourselves
Now every goddamn corner someone's crawling on thier crack
Leaving skidmarks on the maps, Treyarch I want my money back

Why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
When I shoot some dude he should not drop down and breakdance!
Why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
You'll get fuckin' teabagged if I see you in that stance

Na na nanana na nananana na
Na na nanana na nananana na na na na na

Blopshot (Blopshot!) Automatic dropshot
What kinda shooter rewards you 'cause you got shot
Blopshot (Blopshot!) Automatic dropshot
What kinda shooter rewards you 'cause you got shot
Blopshot

Wow, dude, seriously?
Weren't they supposed to patch this?
And your boy just got blop shotted again
Look at this shit!
I'm dead, he didn't even pull his gun out
Weren't they supposed to patch this garbage!?

So, why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
When I shoot some dude he should not drop down and breakdance!
Why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
You'll get fuckin' teabagged if I see you in that stance

Na na nanana na nananana na
Na na nanana na nananana na na na na na

Leavin' skid marks on the mats (Na na nanana na nananana na)
Treyarch, I want my money back (Na na nanana na nananana na na na na na)
Leavin' skid marks on the mats (Na na nanana na nananana na)
Treyarch, I want my money back (Na na nanana na nananana na na na na na)

Rargh! Vonderhaaaar!
Vonderhaaaar!