"The Call Of Duty Circus" lyrics

Roll up!

It's the Call Of Duty Circus and it's coming to your town
We've diving flying acrobats and such capricious clowns!
So hook up to a server, grab a seat and gather round
Cause the Call Of Duty circus is coming to your town!

Roll up and see the amazing moving statue
Sneak attack!
He waits in corners 'till you pass then shoots you in the back (HA HA!)
He never moves or learns to shoot so he will always blow
For all he cares about in life's his kill death ratio

Roll up and see the terrifying ripper with his blade
His magic knife will end your life, of one hit kills it's made
He'll lunge right through your bullets and he'll stab you in the toe
Then farewell to your controller
Out the window it will go

It's the Call Of Duty Circus and it's coming to your town
We've diving flying acrobats and such capricious clowns!
So hook up to a server, grab a seat and gather round
Cause the Call Of Duty circus is coming to your town!

Come one and all!
See all manner of curious creatures
And furious freaks!

Roll up and see the stealthy clown, so silent and so mute
You'll never hear him coming and you'll never see him shoot
He skulks around in secret and he gets the best of you
And when you die you'll rage and cry and curse his padded shoes

Roll up and see the amazing spinning sniping ten year old (QUICKSCOPE!)
He's got more revs per minute than the discs in his console
Take care when laughing at his spinning choreography (OMG!)
For he plays real life on 14 sensitivity

It's the Call Of Duty Circus and it's coming to your town (I'm a sniper!)
We've diving flying acrobats and such capricious clowns! (Woohoo!)
So hook up to a server, grab a seat and gather round
Cause the Call Of Duty circus
Is coming to your town!