"Bridezilla" lyrics

"Bridezilla"

I-I-I can't wait to do the missionary
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
I can't wait for you to t-t-take care of me
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
We're gonna make the perfect little baby
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
Not until you motherfucking marry me

I'm gonna run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my perfect wedding day

I can't wait for you to put a ring on me
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
I can't wait to go to couple's therapy
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
We're gonna make the perfect little baby
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
Not until you motherfucking marry me

I'm gonna run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my perfect wedding day

Here comes the bride, better run and hide
[?]
Here comes the bride, better run and hide
[?]
Run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my (Raaah!)
Run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my
Run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my perfect wedding day


Writer(s): Clayton Thomson
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