"Blame It On Waylon" lyrics

When I get 86'd here tonight, blame it on Waylon
When I wake up with bloodshot eyes, blame it on Waylon

Backwoods stuffer, burnin' up rubber
I'm a tattoo lover, I'm a papst blue chugger
Big titty hugga, 5-0 ducka
Bucky in the cup ridin dirty motherfucka
Misfit sinner, hate a bull shitter
Liquor for dinner, whiskey sipper
Big blunt rippa, lap dance tipper
Leave the VIP with a mouth fulla glitter

Just blame it on Waylon
Blame it on the whiskey
Blame it on the long line of brown eyes
And blue lights trying to get me
If you wonder why I'm always stoned
Living like a country song
Raising all the hell that I'm raisin
Just blame it on Waylon

Fire up the caddy let it rip then dip out
Crank that shit I'm about to get lit now
Middle finger swingin, I'm about to get kicked out
These alligator boots are trying not to flip out
Flag floatin, gun totin, tuck like a trucka
Left hand cigarette smokin' motherfucka
Skrewball shootin, pint of peanut butta
Blame it on Waylon... bitch did I studder?

Dam hoss, why you taking all that shit?

Just blame it on Waylon
Blame it on the whiskey
Blame it on the long line of brown eyes
And blue lights trying to get me
If you wonder why I'm always stoned
Living like a country song
Raising all the hell that I'm raisin
Just blame it on Waylon

When I get 86'd here tonight, blame it on Waylon
When I wake up with bloodshot eyes, blame it on Waylon

Just blame it on Waylon
Blame it on the whiskey
Blame it on the long line of brown eyes
And blue lights trying to get me
If you wonder why I'm always stoned
Living like a country song
Raising all the hell that I'm raisin
Just blame it on Waylon

Just blame it on Waylon

Just blame it on Waylon