"Los Banos" lyrics
(feat. Sunny Ledfurd, Ziggy Pockets, Derrty D)
I come a long way from Los Banos
3, 000 miles to the East Coast
I met up with Sunny on a pontoon boat
A-drinkin' in the mornin', makin' eggs and toast
Jack and some Coke, smokin' the dope
Drinkin' and smokin', that's nothin' to cope
Wild as hell, out on bail
Tell all the law to go to hell
Rough me up, cuff me up
Can't help the fact I'm goin' nuts
Throw me in jail, piss on myself
Still come out raisin' hell
Ridin' around, doin' my thing
The girls love a Ziggy's sang
All them songs about the South
Talkin' shit, runnin' my mouth
Raised on gasoline and Spam
Still don't know who I am
(Hell, you're Ziggy Pockets, man!)
I come a long way from Los Banos
3, 000 miles to the East Coast
I met up with Sunny on a pontoon boat
A-drinkin' in the mornin', makin' eggs and toast
Georgia dogs, Fresno dogs
Big Tex, Boss Hogg
Makin' eggs, Quaker State
Off the sauce and in the lake
Mason jars, racin' cars
Honky-tonks and dive bars
Liftin' trucks, kickin' dust
Tall can boys just like us
Slap tore drunk in my pickup truck
Shiner Nation keep fillin' your cup
I said, slap tore drunk in my pickup truck
Big Tex singin' 'cause I'm really f'd up!
I come a long way from Los Banos
3, 000 miles to the East Coast
I met up with Sunny on a pontoon boat
A-drinkin' in the mornin', makin' eggs and toast
Who wants to dance with me?
Who wants to take me home?
Well, I've been drinkin', I've been on it
All day long!
The motorhomes are rollin' and we're headed for the woods
Out to the Carolinas where we're up to no good
When Sunny Ledfurd's singin' we don't need the radio
We're sippin' on some shine until we lose control
I like the women out of Morrisonville
I got some smoke and a bottle of pills
Slap tore up is the real deal
When it comes to the party I do whatever I feel
I come a long way from Los Banos
3, 000 miles to the East Coast
I met up with Sunny on a pontoon boat
A-drinkin' in the mornin', makin' eggs and toast
Who wants to dance with me?
Who wants to take me home?
Well, I've been drinkin', I've been on it
All day long!
Well, I've been drinkin' and I'm too drunk to drive
I've been lookin' out my only good eye
And I will give you one hundred dollars
If you take my drunk ass home!
Come on, man!
Tell 'em how us California boys doin' it
Y'all pass out before we get done doin' it
Get the keys for me, get the keys!
Sunny, pick me up!
Hey, where you goin'? I just made a new batch of pruno!
3, 000 miles to the East Coast
I met up with Sunny on a pontoon boat
A-drinkin' in the mornin', makin' eggs and toast
Jack and some Coke, smokin' the dope
Drinkin' and smokin', that's nothin' to cope
Wild as hell, out on bail
Tell all the law to go to hell
Rough me up, cuff me up
Can't help the fact I'm goin' nuts
Throw me in jail, piss on myself
Still come out raisin' hell
Ridin' around, doin' my thing
The girls love a Ziggy's sang
All them songs about the South
Talkin' shit, runnin' my mouth
Raised on gasoline and Spam
Still don't know who I am
(Hell, you're Ziggy Pockets, man!)
I come a long way from Los Banos
3, 000 miles to the East Coast
I met up with Sunny on a pontoon boat
A-drinkin' in the mornin', makin' eggs and toast
Georgia dogs, Fresno dogs
Big Tex, Boss Hogg
Makin' eggs, Quaker State
Off the sauce and in the lake
Mason jars, racin' cars
Honky-tonks and dive bars
Liftin' trucks, kickin' dust
Tall can boys just like us
Slap tore drunk in my pickup truck
Shiner Nation keep fillin' your cup
I said, slap tore drunk in my pickup truck
Big Tex singin' 'cause I'm really f'd up!
I come a long way from Los Banos
3, 000 miles to the East Coast
I met up with Sunny on a pontoon boat
A-drinkin' in the mornin', makin' eggs and toast
Who wants to dance with me?
Who wants to take me home?
Well, I've been drinkin', I've been on it
All day long!
The motorhomes are rollin' and we're headed for the woods
Out to the Carolinas where we're up to no good
When Sunny Ledfurd's singin' we don't need the radio
We're sippin' on some shine until we lose control
I like the women out of Morrisonville
I got some smoke and a bottle of pills
Slap tore up is the real deal
When it comes to the party I do whatever I feel
I come a long way from Los Banos
3, 000 miles to the East Coast
I met up with Sunny on a pontoon boat
A-drinkin' in the mornin', makin' eggs and toast
Who wants to dance with me?
Who wants to take me home?
Well, I've been drinkin', I've been on it
All day long!
Well, I've been drinkin' and I'm too drunk to drive
I've been lookin' out my only good eye
And I will give you one hundred dollars
If you take my drunk ass home!
Come on, man!
Tell 'em how us California boys doin' it
Y'all pass out before we get done doin' it
Get the keys for me, get the keys!
Sunny, pick me up!
Hey, where you goin'? I just made a new batch of pruno!
