"Happy Breakup!" lyrics

You call, say "it's really over"
Ask me to come over
Ssay "I'll be there in five"
You talk wedding bells and babies
But he was always shady
And he was always fine

You think I'll say sorry but there's good in goodbye

I know it sucks but you're not gonna die
Like a damn gut punch, don't get mad when I say
Congratulations, it's a revelation
Baby don't waste not a single tear
You should really say thanks that you didn't spend years
Congratulations, it's a celebration
Save yourself from all of that fake love
Make a wish, happy breakup!
Happy breakup!

Let's toast to finding someone better
He only made your head hurt
It wasn't even fun
He cared more about making a hole in one
Fake football teams and getting drunk
And I know it's hard but he never was

You think I'll say sorry but there's good in goodbye

I know it sucks but you're not gonna die
Like a damn gut punch, don't get mad when I say
Congratulations, it's a revelation
Baby don't waste not a single tear
You should really say thanks that you didn't spend years
Congratulations, it's a celebration
Save yourself from all of that fake love
Make a wish, happy breakup!
Happy breakup!
Let's be honest, you were the hot one
Make a wish, happy breakup!
Happy breakup!

Painful endings, new beginnings
Not a race but you're still winning
Got no cake but we're still singing
Painful endings, new beginnings
Not a race but you're still winning
Got no cake but we're still singing

Happy breakup to you
Happy breakup to you