"Thank Me" lyrics

Found yourself a man, everything you wanted
You don't understand, if you're being honest
Easy to but to be true, lucky you (no, he's just my ex)
You been making plans, marry him in August
Diamond on your hand and think he's fucking flawless
Good for you but the truth, he's still a dude
(No, he's just my ex)

I taught him everything he, everything he knows

Ya he fucks good cause I made him bad
Shows up cause I showed him that
You're future cause I'm in his past
So don't thank God, thank me
Patient cause I made him be
Perfect doesn't come for free
So each night when you go to sleep
Don't thank God, thank me

I'm not even mad, I'm not even bothered
Turning boys to men, do it for each other
Make him better for that next bitch, gassed him
Mama couldn't raise him like his ex did
Ch-ch-cheers yeah, just add water
Better call me the fuckboy doctor
I've been busy doing charity, honestly good for me (yup)
(It's really generosity)

I taught him everything he knows

Ya he fucks good cause I made him bad
Shows up cause I showed him that
You're future cause I'm in his past
So don't thank God, thank me
Patient cause I made him be
Perfect doesn't come for free
So each night when you go to sleep
Don't thank God, thank me

Better not thank God
He's not his child
Better not thank God
Don't thank God, thank me (hey)
Better not thank God
He's not his child
Better not thank God
Don't thank God, thank me

In the name of the father, the son
And most importantly... me