"I Ain't Comin' Back" lyrics

I'm a redneck 'cause I drink beer and I dip Skoal
Guess I'm a rambler 'cause I can't not be on the road
Might be a lost cause 'cause I'll be out till the lights are on
And I'm a gambler, I'll take the over on the underdog

Girl, half of this town has got a name for me
And I can't say I don't agree

But the night I said I'm leavin', I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart so I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walking on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't coming back
Oh no, no, I ain't coming back

You call me the Devil, then you told me where to go
Go throw your pebbles, I'll be somewhere gettin' stoned
Girl, it ain't my fault, ain't no need to wait three days
I might be a lot of things, but I ain't your savin' grace

Yeah, the night I said I'm leavin', I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart so I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walking on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't coming back
Oh no, no, I ain't coming back

Girl, half of this town has got a name for me
But there's one I'll never be, nah

'Cause the night I said I'm leavin', I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart and I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walking on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't coming back
Oh no, no, I ain't coming back

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