"Kerching Kerching" lyrics

Why do you move so far, so fast, so fierce?
It's just a career
Why do you move so far, so fast, so fierce?
It's just a career

Your Ma and Pa, they passed away
And you didn't even hold their hand
Turn to your adorer, and she'll tell you how it all went wrong
Turn to your adorer, and she'll tell you how it all went wrong

Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching
She's the lover you can never leave
She tells you you're not good enough, not rich enough
Not man enough, not fast enough
Not you enough, you don't joke enough
Because you just do not take coke enough

Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching
She's the lover you can never leave
She tells you you're not good enough, not rich enough
Not man enough, not fast enough
Not you enough, you don't joke enough
Because you just do not take coke enough

Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching
She's the lover you can never leave

I remember a small boy in a small town
With a small dog and a shy smile
And I wonder what went wrong
What went wrong?

What went wrong?
What went wrong?
What went wrong?
What went wrong?

You need a good straight smack in the head
And, by the way, your beloved brother is dead