"Horny (Jazz Version)" lyrics

You got me horny in the morning and you know, uh-oh
I tried to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the post
The postage takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, horny, horny, horny tonight

I search from town to town but I can't find my boo
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues
It was a man from nowhere land that looked like you
Now we'll keep searching' on, this feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

Yeah
I don't like doing that
Going, "Yeah, nice one"
Oh, great
It doesn't sound right, sounds silly
Sounds bloody silly is what it sounds