"Average Man" lyrics

Oh my gosh, there's Trendy
(MathiasTyner)

That bitch gon' eat my dick up like a chicken fajita
Get right like Vegeta
These niggas be stupid, be actin' like Peter
I pull out my dick, suck my dick, then delete her
I'm sick of these niggas, I'm sick of these ho's
I'm richer than half of these niggas big bros
I'm fuckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
Bitch, my name Trendy, ain't no nigga top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my nigga, I'm godly
Call me Shane Dawson, I want the pussy
Oh, that's your bitch? Why is she lookin'?
That is your bitch? She want my cookies
(Bitch, my name Trendy, the hottest new rookie)

I'm fuckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
Bitch, my name Trendy, ain't no nigga top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my nigga, I'm godly
I'm fuckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
Bitch, my name Trendy, ain't no nigga top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my nigga, I'm godly

I'm tired of all of the garbage ass music
Buddy want beef, hit me up, I'ma do it
Lil' bitch call me Patrick, on God I go stupid
That nigga ain't Trendy, he probably a doofus
And they get off, like the Lakers
I might quit this rappin', go try out for pacers
Ooh damn, I'm a cutie, your bitch I'ma take her
I never been once in my life a damn hater
Fuck it, I get that bitch and I fuck it
Pull out my dingy, on God she gon' suck it
Shit, I'm feelin' lucky, might buy me a puppet
I'm flexin' on bitches who broke and they love me
Plus I'm so cool, like the temperature
[?] do my finisher, woah
There go the ho'
First I'ma fuck her, then pass to my bro

I'm fuckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
Bitch, my name Trendy, ain't no nigga top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my nigga, I'm godly
I'm fuckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
Bitch, my name Trendy, ain't no nigga top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my nigga, I'm godly