"Substance Abuse" lyrics

I used to take drugs and then I quit
But I'll tell you something honestly about drugs
And I don't think is said enough anymore
And this is true
I had a great time doing drugs
(Hahaha)
Never murdered anybody
Never robbed anybody
Never raped anybody
Never beat anybody
Never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife, or kids
And laughed my ass off
And went about my day

I'm a black hippy
20 acid tabs, yeah I'm that trippy (that trippy)
Melting iceberg, yeah I'm that drippy (yeah?)

Selling weed isn't that tricky
They can't believe that the Cali pack was actually that sticky
Still break you in half
Like a mac bitty, that gritty
Like Wesley Snipes New Jack City (Jack City)

I've been selling THC crystals
That's why my pockets are heavy
Like a fat titty

I took magic mushrooms and it unlocked my brain
No other drugs ain't ever done that to me
Actually, can't keep up
You're not matching me
Cannabis edibles they're relaxing me
(Yeah?)
I'm talking from experience
Watching myself
Like a out of body experience

If you ever try and take my stash
I'll be making the place bloody like a period

I remember when I used to take ecstasy
And fall in love with any girl that was next to me
Some drugs affected me physically
And other drugs affected me mentally

I wanna take a whole lot of Iowaska
Even though it might taste like a vile pasta
I've never tried DMT
But I wanna try it so I can become an ascended master

I'm not superstitious
My weed is too delicious
I'm dirty and I'm vicious
When I'm in the bedroom I'm vicious

I roll with celebrities and heavy hitters
And when they try my weed their whole body flickers
I don't take pharmaceutical drugs (Never!)
I prefer to grow large beautiful buds
I remember when I had to queue for the clubs
Now the DJs wanna run me down for my dubs

I'm feeling wavey
I've been sipping on the Kraken (oh yes)
I'm with a hoe and she's been spitting on my dragon
I make her squirt when she's sitting on my batton
Orgasmic energy I'm spitting all the atoms (Spit em all)

I'm feeling wavey
I've been sipping on the rum (I'm drinking it)
I'm disrespectful I've been spitting on your mum
I bend her over then stick it up her bum (Ooh)
I leave her pom pom dribbling with cum

I wanna take some MDMA and hug everyone (haha)
The last time I took it I was 21
When I was taking drugs (Yeah?) I got plenty done (Yes)
If my testicles are heavy I just empty em

I wanna take MDMA and then shag slags
Dressed in a built-proof vest and a gas mask (gas mask)
I'll be looking like a general from Baghdad
I make her cum and then I make her sniff a line of anthrax (wow)

I'm blazing on the weed every day (I'm blazing)
I'm stoned but I'm blazing anyway
I'm blazing on the weed every night
I'm blazing it until my face is very white (whoa)

I blazing on the Cali every minute (every minute)
Open up a pack grind it up and then I bill it (then I bill it)
I'm blazing on the herbs every second (tick tok)
I'm higher than the mountains in Brecon (oh gosh)

I'm microdosing psilocybin for my breakfast
Next a peyoti cactus with some extras (Mmm)
I'll overdose because I'm reckless
The last time I seen the afterlife it left me breathless (true)

I'm chewing on some psychedelic fungus (yes)
You should've seen the size of it, it was humungous
I'm seeing isometric wonders and prime generic numbers
There's hundreds and hundreds and hundreds