"French" lyrics

Say you're bored, girl, let's go invade the French
You're the Bond girl, I don't want a Judi Dench
We could go for it, take a tour along the Thames
You could see the world, you don't wanna play pretend
Say you're bored, girl, let's go invade the French
You're the Bond girl, I don't want a Judi Dench
We could go for it, take a tour along the Thames
You could see the world, you don't wanna play pretend

One thing that I'll never love is France
They could try invading us, but we all know they can't
I could go to Agincourt and show them how we dance
Got the same colour on our flag when they advance
They only beat us where they make wine
If they wanna have a scrap I can make time
Like in tennis, hitting bars to the bassline
Eating frog, eating snail, say it taste fine
And they don't say their words in the right tone
Still, she wanna taste wine down in Bordeaux
Tell that girl I got a place, staying at home
You know Britain is the place, back in my zone
Tell that girl to pack her bags so we might go

Say you're bored, girl, let's go invade the French
You're the Bond girl, I don't want a Judi Dench
We could go for it, take a tour along the Thames
You could see the world, you don't wanna play pretend
Say you're bored, girl, let's go invade the French
You're the Bond girl, I don't want a Judi Dench
We could go for it, take a tour along the Thames
You could see the world, you don't wanna play pretend