"Boner City" lyrics

I wanna go right but my dick said left
Boner city
Sometimes I wanna beat my fuckin' boner to death
Boner city
And when I look around I feel the boner going down
It makes me mad, I wanna smack it against the wall and scream
I'm doing my own thing with my dingaling
Yeah you know what I mean

Guitar

Boner city
I don't care if shes your granny I just wanna touch her fanny
Boner city
And I heard your gran pappy even does a boner slappy
Boner city
Tonight I am the mayor of this horny boner layer
Boner city
I said tonight I am the mayor of this horny boner layer
Baby, baby, baby get a boner tonight