"It's Christmas And I'm Sick" lyrics

[*nose blowing*]
Guys, I really, really don't feel like singing today

I got a sore throat, and a runny nose
I feel sick from my head to toes
My brain is mush, my body aches
My fever's high, and I got the shakes

It's Christmas and I am sick
My head feels like a brick
It's Christmas and I am sick
Now I'm addicted to Vicks

I can't breathe and my snot is green
My breath smells worse than gasoline
This cold medicine makes me feel hot
And all I really wanna do is die!

It's Christmas and I am sick
My head feels like a brick
It's Christmas and I am sick
Now I'm addicted to Vicks

Where have all the flu shots gone
I wish I was a lucky one

Because it's Christmas and I am sick
My head feels like a brick
It's Christmas and I am sick
Now I'm addicted to Vicks

It's Christmas and I am sick (I'm so sick this Christmas)
My head feels like a brick
It's Christmas and I am sick (So, so sick this Christmas)
Now I'm addicted to Vicks