"Scene 2: Tyler" lyrics

[Captain:]
Then I turned around and walked away... never looked back.

[Apollo:]
Wow... that was a, uh, lovely story, Captain. Thanks for sharing.

[Captain:]
Yep, I'm full of those. But your turn, recruit. Fondest memory. I'm all ears.

[Apollo:]
Oh, man, let me think, um... [*laughs*] You know what? I can't believe this is the first thing that came to mind. But it's actually a night watch shift, believe it or not. Kind of like tonight but I was stationed in a forest outside Kragora. I was with my best friend, Tyler. You know Tyler, right, Arthur?

[Arthur:]
[*sighs*] That moron you run around with all day?

[Apollo:]
That's the one! Yeah. Me and him have been best friends since, like, middle school. We joined The Mazmus on the buddy system. So, like, that's my guy. Anyway we were in a watch tower outside Kragora, and we were just, y'know, talking, shooting the shit, joking around, it was fun. And then he asked me this stupid, hypothetical question...