"Scene 8: The Feast" lyrics
[Apollo:] Is everyone okay?
[?:] Obviously
[Spencer:] Yeah! I'm good!
[Amari:] I'm alright!
[Apollo:] Tyler? How you feeling buddy?
[Tyler:] Ooh... I think I'm concussed
[Apollo:] Yeah, that fish really clocked ya
[Tyler:] That was no damn fish. That thing was a monster
[?:] Ar- Ar- Ar Ar Ar Ar! Truer words have never been spoken lad! Just look at the size of her! Ah, for a moment there I thought she might get the best of us! M-hahahahahaha! Oh-oh! Yeah-ah! Alright! Yeah... Hm-hm. Hm
[Apollo:] I know he did not just say that
[Tyler:] Hey, [?]! This meal you promised us better be worth almost dying for!
[?:] Oh, rest assured! You won't find a finer chef in the [?] sea than the one ye set yer eyes on now. Pick up your spirits! Tonight you'll be eating like royalty...
[*music, kitchen sounds*]
[Tess:] Bucko!
[*punching sound*]
[Gus:] Damn it Tess, I don't understand this game!
[Tess:] You got it Gus, just pick another number!
[Gus:] I don't know, three?
[Tess:] Haha! Bucko!
[*punching sound*]
[Gus:] Oh, that's it!
[Tess:] Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah!
[*punching, fighting sounds*]
[Gus:] Come- just- get over here!
[Tess:] Get off of me, you biggo!
[Gus:] I will fold you like a fourth grade love letter!
[*sounds fade to background*]
[Amari:] Here they go again...
[Spencer:] Dinner, AND a show
[Apollo:] Yo, don't all look at once but... I think Arthur, might be enjoying himself
[Tyler:] Woah, look at him. He's not smiling, but he's also not scowling. Dude is elated
[Genesis:] Maybe he's drunk
[Spencer:] Or, he just likes seeing us beat each other up
[Amari:] Mmh! Tyler! You were not kidding man. This leviathan is 100% worth dying for
[Tyler:] Ayy! Maybe I'm not so stupid after all, huh?
[Apollo:] That is not what he said
[Tyler:] Ohh, you think I'm stupid?
[Apollo:] Yeah!
[Tyler:] I'm clearly the brains in this duo!
[Apollo:] Your last name is literally Brawn, you fucking moron!
[Tyler:] Moron?!
[Apollo:] Yeah! You know nothing. You know nothing, I know everything- I- Okay-
[Tyler:] Well last night- last night- it was my plan that got us a win at the tryouts!
[Apollo:] Oh, is that why we didn't qualify?!
[Tyler:] YOU didn't qualify!
[Apollo:] Oh, here we go
[Tyler:] I technically did!
[Apollo:] Well what if I technically killed you, huh? What do you think about that?
[Tyler:] Pssh, impossible. You're too weak!
[Apollo:] I- You can't keep saying that, you've been saying that since middle school, I'm actually really strong nowadays!
[*conversation fades to background*]
[Ari:] Well, I'm sure you would disagree captain, but I think this excursion was a great success
[Captain:] Ah, so this is what success looks like. Beldrick, our only witch, is [?] shots. Gus and Tess are fighting over their last braincell. Erica is flirting with the pirate girls, and oh- would you look at that, [?] and [?], doing a kickstand
[Multiple people:] Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
[*they continue yelling "chug" in the background*]
[Captain:] Okay, that's enough
[Ari:] Oh leave them be, Oldowitch. For once these kids are behaving like a team. Relax. Have a drink. That's in order
[Captain:] You think I'm sober?
[Multiple people:] Chug, chug, chug, chug, aah!
[Apollo:] Let's go! Hahahahahahaha, yeah! Yo Gen, you got- Gen? Yeah hey Spencer, where's Gen?
[Spencer:] I think she stepped outside. You want next?
[Apollo:] Fuck no, I'll be right back!
[Spencer:] Your loss... Tyler, get over here!
[*music fades out as Naethan walks outside*]
[Apollo:] Hey? what are you up to?
[Genesis:] Oh, hey. Just enjoying the view?
[Apollo:] Oh yeah, it is gorgeous out here. The moon is shining, there's a giant dead sea monster strapped to the deck, it's fantastic
[Genesis:] Hahahaha! You know, we only managed to kill that thing because of you!
[Apollo:] Ah come on. It was all of us! Not bad for a bunch of cranks though, huh?
[Genesis:] Nah, I still don't think that word fits
[Apollo:] Yeah... You'd think there'd be a better name for people like us!
[Genesis:] Like losers?
[Apollo:] Shut up, no!
[*genesis laughing*]
[Apollo:] That- literally anything but that, please! Trauma! Hahaha! I would rather be called a crank at that point, seriously. Ah. Yeah. I don't know. But we'll think of something, someday. As long as we're together in the meantime, that's... all that really matters!
[Genesis:] For sure!
[Apollo:] Uh- as a... squad, I mean. Not like, uh... yeah. Haha
[Genesis:] Right
[Apollo:] Uh, anyway, I guess I'll... leave you be. I was just coming out to check on you
[Genesis:] Oh- uh- wait! I'm... down to stay out here a little longer if you are!
[Apollo:] Oh- yeah! Yeah, sure! I'd uh- I'd like that a lot
[?:] Obviously
[Spencer:] Yeah! I'm good!
[Amari:] I'm alright!
[Apollo:] Tyler? How you feeling buddy?
[Tyler:] Ooh... I think I'm concussed
[Apollo:] Yeah, that fish really clocked ya
[Tyler:] That was no damn fish. That thing was a monster
[?:] Ar- Ar- Ar Ar Ar Ar! Truer words have never been spoken lad! Just look at the size of her! Ah, for a moment there I thought she might get the best of us! M-hahahahahaha! Oh-oh! Yeah-ah! Alright! Yeah... Hm-hm. Hm
[Apollo:] I know he did not just say that
[Tyler:] Hey, [?]! This meal you promised us better be worth almost dying for!
[?:] Oh, rest assured! You won't find a finer chef in the [?] sea than the one ye set yer eyes on now. Pick up your spirits! Tonight you'll be eating like royalty...
[*music, kitchen sounds*]
[Tess:] Bucko!
[*punching sound*]
[Gus:] Damn it Tess, I don't understand this game!
[Tess:] You got it Gus, just pick another number!
[Gus:] I don't know, three?
[Tess:] Haha! Bucko!
[*punching sound*]
[Gus:] Oh, that's it!
[Tess:] Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah!
[*punching, fighting sounds*]
[Gus:] Come- just- get over here!
[Tess:] Get off of me, you biggo!
[Gus:] I will fold you like a fourth grade love letter!
[*sounds fade to background*]
[Amari:] Here they go again...
[Spencer:] Dinner, AND a show
[Apollo:] Yo, don't all look at once but... I think Arthur, might be enjoying himself
[Tyler:] Woah, look at him. He's not smiling, but he's also not scowling. Dude is elated
[Genesis:] Maybe he's drunk
[Spencer:] Or, he just likes seeing us beat each other up
[Amari:] Mmh! Tyler! You were not kidding man. This leviathan is 100% worth dying for
[Tyler:] Ayy! Maybe I'm not so stupid after all, huh?
[Apollo:] That is not what he said
[Tyler:] Ohh, you think I'm stupid?
[Apollo:] Yeah!
[Tyler:] I'm clearly the brains in this duo!
[Apollo:] Your last name is literally Brawn, you fucking moron!
[Tyler:] Moron?!
[Apollo:] Yeah! You know nothing. You know nothing, I know everything- I- Okay-
[Tyler:] Well last night- last night- it was my plan that got us a win at the tryouts!
[Apollo:] Oh, is that why we didn't qualify?!
[Tyler:] YOU didn't qualify!
[Apollo:] Oh, here we go
[Tyler:] I technically did!
[Apollo:] Well what if I technically killed you, huh? What do you think about that?
[Tyler:] Pssh, impossible. You're too weak!
[Apollo:] I- You can't keep saying that, you've been saying that since middle school, I'm actually really strong nowadays!
[*conversation fades to background*]
[Ari:] Well, I'm sure you would disagree captain, but I think this excursion was a great success
[Captain:] Ah, so this is what success looks like. Beldrick, our only witch, is [?] shots. Gus and Tess are fighting over their last braincell. Erica is flirting with the pirate girls, and oh- would you look at that, [?] and [?], doing a kickstand
[Multiple people:] Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
[*they continue yelling "chug" in the background*]
[Captain:] Okay, that's enough
[Ari:] Oh leave them be, Oldowitch. For once these kids are behaving like a team. Relax. Have a drink. That's in order
[Captain:] You think I'm sober?
[Multiple people:] Chug, chug, chug, chug, aah!
[Apollo:] Let's go! Hahahahahahaha, yeah! Yo Gen, you got- Gen? Yeah hey Spencer, where's Gen?
[Spencer:] I think she stepped outside. You want next?
[Apollo:] Fuck no, I'll be right back!
[Spencer:] Your loss... Tyler, get over here!
[*music fades out as Naethan walks outside*]
[Apollo:] Hey? what are you up to?
[Genesis:] Oh, hey. Just enjoying the view?
[Apollo:] Oh yeah, it is gorgeous out here. The moon is shining, there's a giant dead sea monster strapped to the deck, it's fantastic
[Genesis:] Hahahaha! You know, we only managed to kill that thing because of you!
[Apollo:] Ah come on. It was all of us! Not bad for a bunch of cranks though, huh?
[Genesis:] Nah, I still don't think that word fits
[Apollo:] Yeah... You'd think there'd be a better name for people like us!
[Genesis:] Like losers?
[Apollo:] Shut up, no!
[*genesis laughing*]
[Apollo:] That- literally anything but that, please! Trauma! Hahaha! I would rather be called a crank at that point, seriously. Ah. Yeah. I don't know. But we'll think of something, someday. As long as we're together in the meantime, that's... all that really matters!
[Genesis:] For sure!
[Apollo:] Uh- as a... squad, I mean. Not like, uh... yeah. Haha
[Genesis:] Right
[Apollo:] Uh, anyway, I guess I'll... leave you be. I was just coming out to check on you
[Genesis:] Oh- uh- wait! I'm... down to stay out here a little longer if you are!
[Apollo:] Oh- yeah! Yeah, sure! I'd uh- I'd like that a lot
