"Burger" lyrics

[In background you hear violins playing the jingle of a very well-known food company commercial often aired in Italy]

[Some knight:] "Un brindisi!" [A toast!]
[King:] "Ciambellano!" [Seneschal / Master of Ceremonies!]
[Seneschal:] "Si, vostra Altezza!" [Yes, my Lord?]
[King:] "UN happy meal!" [A Happy Meal!]
[Seneschal:] "Come vuole, ecco." [Sure. Here you are.]
[King:] "Coff... gouggh..." [*coughs*]
[Seneschal:] "Sire!"
[King:] "Ma questo happy meal... freddo!" [But... this Happy Meal... is COLD!]
[Seneschal:] "Ma, vostsra altezza..." [But... Sir...]
[King:] "Ma questo happy meal... fa schifo!" [But... this Happy Meal... SUCKS!]
[Seneschal:] "Ma..." [But...]
[King:] "DECAPITATELO!" [Decapitate him!]