"My New Robot" lyrics

[Part I]

It's a lonely cup of coffee
'Cause my baby's gone
Someone has to work
I know that's true

Carpenters bring ladders
I bring love to you
Their working day beginnin'
Under skies of blue

Is just now getting started
And I'm sittin' under a tree
Singin' a song
And thinkin' of you

My life has been so lucky
The package has arrived
I got my new robot
From Amazon.com

Unpacking it now
I have a sense of pride
I'm going online
To program it for you

[Part II]

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When you enter your pin number

My owner is not available
Please enjoy your stay
Leave magnetic articles
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For color blind visitors
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To enter your new seven digit password
That must contain at least one numeric character
And your mother's maiden name

Please feel free
It's just an exercise
Your media is already chosen
Based on your habits

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