"Money Back Guarantee (My Love Is Guaranteed)" lyrics

One day you will be glad that I came around
Baby, I may be the best thing
You have found
There ain't much you can count on
In this town
Swear I'm speaking from my heart
And I won't let you down

My love is guaranteed
You're never gonna see the end of me
I got all you need
It's like a ginzu knife
Or a bamboo steamer
Late night TV
Hawkeye screamer
You be the coffee
I'll be the creamer
'Cause I'm money back
Money back guaranteed

I just do my best to stay alive
Got a junked out car
But you should see my drive, racin' down St. Charles Ave
Ain't got much, but what I got
Sure be good for you

My love is guaranteed
You're never gonna see the end of me
I got all you need
It's like a ginzu knife
Or a bamboo steamer
Late night TV
Hawkeye screamer
You be the coffee
I'll be the creamer
'Cause I'm money back
Money back guaranteed

Flying down the highway of my dreams
You will find
My crazy love
Is always what it seems

My love is guaranteed
You're never gonna see the end of me
I got all you need
It's like a ginzu knife
Or a bamboo steamer
Late night TV
Hawkeye screamer
You be the coffee
I'll be the creamer
'Cause I'm money back
Money back guaranteed

Give you your money
Give it on back
Put it in your hand
If I can't be your man
You don't like the way I feel
Girl, I want to be your driving wheel
I'm your loving man
And I'll sure be good to you