"Trampoline" lyrics

I'm a proficient pleaser
Today I'll be your teacher
And show you the magic of the craft
I've always been quite invested
My techniques are firmly tested
Call it a product of my past

I'll teach you how to read a room
To make sure nothing kills the mood
I'll help you lose your boundaries
And throw away your self-esteem
Apologize just in case
"No" is not an answer just say "yes"

Now, repeat after me:
"I'm a trampoline
If you wanna you can jump all day on me
Whatever you need
I'm a trampoline"

Pleasing is my religion
Call me karma chameleon
I'll fake a smile, I'll force a tear
If you ask for my opinion
I've got like a hundred million
But I'll pick the one you wanna hear

I'm always there to take the blame
Laugh it off, endure the pain
Flush frustration down the drain
And cry when I'm alone and safe
I promise you, you'll get there too
"Why" is not an answer just say "cool"

Now, repeat after me:
"I'm a trampoline
If you wanna you can jump all day on me
Whatever you need
I'm a trampoline"

All I want is to be loved and
All you want is to be loved

Now, repeat after me:
"I'm a trampoline
If you wanna you can jump all day on me
Whatever you need
I'm a trampoline"
(I'm a trampoline)
I'm a trampoline
(I'm a trampoline)
Whatever you need
(I'm a trampoline)
That's what I will be