"God's Gift To Women" lyrics

He's laboring under the impression
That he's got a skill to women
He says he can make her toes curl
She says he only makes her skin crawl
She treats him just like a patient
With an overactive imagination
On and on about getting it on
When there's nothing getting done tonight

You know the type
With a mouth that's loud and twice
Knowing his way around
But he's as slippery as a second down
You know the score
You've seen it twenty million times before
There ought to be a law
Prohibiting two is better than four

He's laboring under the impression
That he's got a skill to women
He says he can make her toes curl
She says he only makes her skin crawl
She treats him just like a patient
With an overactive imagination
On and on about getting it on
When there's nothing getting done tonight

She wears his hat
The Panama he taught flat
Like a badge she tells the world
That everybody thinks this big boy's cool
Crumpet and blow
And their eyes heavy with sleep
Every time the boy wanna tackle something heavy and deep

He's laboring under the impression
That he's got a skill to women
He says he can make her toes curl
She says he only makes her skin crawl
She treats him just like a patient
With an overactive imagination
On and on about getting it on
When there's nothing getting done tonight

He's laboring under the impression
That he's got a skill to women
He says he can make her toes curl
She says he only makes her skin crawl
She treats him just like a patient
With an overactive imagination
On and on about getting it on
When there's nothing getting done tonight

He's laboring under the impression
That he's got a skill to women
He says he can make her toes curl
She says he only makes her skin crawl
She treats him just like a patient
With an overactive imagination
On and on about getting it on
When there's nothing getting done tonight