"me and my misses" lyrics

Saw her from across the room
Prada purse and dirty shoes
Shining in the mirrorball lighting
Tried to think of something smooth
I don't think she was amused
But you can't blame a guy for trying

Oh
I asked her to dance
But she said not a chance
Oh
Oh I was aiming for the fence
But she put me on the bench

She walked out of here
Like a girl on mission
I made her disappear
Like a damn magician
Shooters take shots
And I struck out swinging
So tonight I'm going home just me and my
Me and my misses

Ran into her later on
After just a couple months
She came up to me and asked whatcha drinking
Thought it was a sign from god
'Til she turned and then walked off
With the cup I was just sipping

Oh
I asked her to dance
And she said she had plans
Oh
Oh I was aiming for the fence
But she put me on the bench

She walked out of here
Like a girl on mission
I made her disappear
Like a damn magician
Shooters take shots
And I struck out swinging
So tonight I'm going home just me and my
Me and my misses

Took off like a wild horse running
Cut me loose left me with nothing
Thought it really could be something
Could be something 'til

She walked out of here
Like a girl on mission
I made her disappear
Like a damn magician yeah
Shooters take shots
And I struck out swinging
So tonight I'm going home just me and my
Me and my misses

Me and my misses
Me and my, me and my misses