"miniclip" lyrics

[Niko B:]
I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm winning it
See a handbag and I'm nickin' it
Of off pensioners that skinny dip
I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm
See a handbag and I'm nickin' it
Of off pensioners that

I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm winning it
See a handbag and I'm nickin' it
Of off pensioners that skinny dip
Sold a three-five for a guinea pig
Sold for forty, man, I'm flippin' it
Man I really did, the transaction was pretty quick
I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm winning it
See a handbag and I'm nickin' it
Of off pensioners that skinny dip
Sold a three-five for a guinea pig
Sold for forty, man, I'm flippin' it
Man I really did, the transaction was pretty quick

It's pretty sweet, Mike Carroll sat next to me
I keep receipts so the tax man stops bellin' me
Craig Bellamy, where's he at, what you tellin' me
I like the bagel with the sesame, I'd be poppin' in the seventies
Can't catch that, what the fuck is a CashApp?
I'm on PayPal, locked account
How'd I get my cash back?
I'm gleaming, spent a pinkie on a keyring
Got invited to a screening of Jimmy Carr just screaming
I'm steaming off of Lucozade and weed pens
I'm not high but I pretend
Got a sample made in deep red
I'm anxious for my trim
I'm too scared to go in
Can he just take of an inch
I got a buzzcut, now I'm pissed

I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm winning it
See a handbag and I'm nickin' it
Of off pensioners that skinny dip
Sold a three-five for a guinea pig
Sold for forty, man, I'm flippin' it
Man I really did, the transaction was pretty quick
I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm winning it
See a handbag and I'm nickin' it
Of off pensioners that skinny dip
Sold a three-five for a guinea pig
Sold for forty, man, I'm flippin' it
Man I really did, the transaction was pretty quick

[KIRBS:]
Transactions just on the time and my holder won't see none of that bread
If I tell you I love you I really don't mean it
I'm sorry I'm horny, I just want head
Bro soon fresh out the can
Free up my bro, 'cause he's stuck on a twelve-do-ten
If I say I love you then I'll tell you then
I'm buggin', I can't let this girl move in
Why this girl wanna bell off my phone, leave me alone
Can't you see I'm on Do Not Disturb
Who's next up in the UK Rap
If it ain't Niko then it's probably KIRBS
Then man stealing my flow
It's bait, if they drop then it's suttin' you probably heard
I ain't the one you can trouble
I'm still on my hustle and you know I'm coming out first

[Niko B:]
I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm winning it
See a handbag and I'm nickin' it
Of off pensioners that skinny dip
Sold a three-five for a guinea pig
Sold for forty, man, I'm flippin' it
Man I really did, the transaction was pretty quick
I'm on Miniclip, any game and I'm winning it
See a handbag and I'm nickin' it
Of off pensioners that skinny dip
Sold a three-five for a guinea pig
Sold for forty, man, I'm flippin' it
Man I really did, the transaction was pretty quick