"What Am I To Do" lyrics

What am I to do, to do, to do?

Optimism is a great thing
Optimism is amazing
I left my fruit in the blazing sun
But it turned a grape to a raisin

I slipped over in dog shit
But I've got shoes to go walk in
Whatever you say is boring
But I've got ears to hear talking

Pessimism is a great thing
The bad things need saving
I gambled all of my salary
But apparently it's for charity

I stepped in a puddle in trainers
But I love the sound when it's raining
The cake that I made was raw
But at least I tried out baking

What am I to do, to do, to do?
What am I to do, to do, to do?
What am I to do, to do, to do?
What am I to do, to do, to do?

You might see the glass full
Or half empty, and it's no fun
But if my glass had nothing in
I'd be pleased that I've even got one

A bird just attacked my wife
And it ripped a hole in her clothes
But at least I've got a wife
And I got to see that bird up close

A man just cut me off
In traffic
But I'm ecstatic
I love when I drive my car
How did they invent the automatic?

I got beaten black and blue
But it's fine 'cause I love those colours
And I'm not that good at math
But I think it's cool that they made up numbers

What am I to do, to do, to do?
What am I to do, to do, to do?
What am I to do, to do, to do?
What am I to do, to do, to do?