"Buttsex Goldilocks" lyrics

[Dan:]
Uh.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Come on, girl.

This buttsex is too cold,
This buttsex is too hot,
This buttsex is just right.
Buttsex Goldilocks

[Doctor:]
Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to know how the song was going for the hospital performance for sick children.

[Dan:]
It's almost done, doctor. You can't rush genius, please leave.

[Doctor:]
Okay, okay, sorry.

[Dan:]
Let me put my spoon into your porridge chamber,
Buttsex Goldilocks
Wait! Ninja Brian! I just realized something that might be a serious problem.
This song is too amazing.
High five!